Chuckle 4008
Chuckle 4008
(Today’s Chuckle thank go to Nicky H of Florence OR)
~Childbirth at 65 ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the
day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a
65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from
the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a
while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new
baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend. Growing very impatient, I
asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?' 'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me. 'WHEN HE
CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'Because I forgot where I put him - OK!!'
(Today
in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
Maxine
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