Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4254

Chuckle 4254

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Distracted Driving Incident you will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are.........~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman

In a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her Face up next to her

rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away

for a couple seconds... To continue shaving and when I looked back, she was

halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man,

I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I had to put on my seat belt and

I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut Out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into my coffee which was between my legs?

Splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins. Ruined the damn phone,

Soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Dang women drivers!!