Chuckle 4874 Classic

Chuckle 4874 Classic

Chuckle 585 Sent out in Jan 2005

(Sandy J of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

~ A Southern Baptist ~ (Second time around.) ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A Southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon.

With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, 

I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said,

"And if I had all the wine in the world,

I'd take it and pour it into the river." 

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 

"And if I had all the whiskey in the world, 

I'd take it and pour it into the river." 

Sermon complete, he sat down. 

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, 

"Shall We Gather at the River" 

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Maxine

 Herman