Chuckle 5073 Floppy

Chuckle 5073 Floppy

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Anon.)

 Church News ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Facebook joke and 6 Diff’s)

 They're Back! Church Bulletin Bloopers:

Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

 Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa. The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals."

 The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

 Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

 Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

 Remember in prayer the many that are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

 Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

 Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

If you have  children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.


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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope

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This is a screen shot taken from Facebook. Thanks pam !

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s