Chuckle 5334

Chuckle 5334

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bev L in Mt Vernon WA)

~Bored~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Herman)

I’m as bored as an Amish electrician.{They dont have electricity?}

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Ontario has banned groups larger than 5.

If you’re a family of 6, you’re all about to find out who’s the least favorite!

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Day 7 at Home and the dog is looking at me like “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”

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Health Tip: If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.

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My house got TP’d last night … it’s now appraised at $875,000

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Never in my whole life would I imagine my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth! 

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The longer this goes on, the harder it will be to return to a society where pants and bras are required!

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Remember when we were little and our underwear had the days of the week on them?

Yeah, they would be very helpful right now.

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Happy hour is starting earlier and earlier.

If this keeps up, I’ll be pouring wine in my cereal!

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