Chuckle 5364

Chuckle 5364 Classic

Chuckle 4545  (Sept 2017)

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Jane C of Florence OR)

This has been around before- but still cute! ---Jane---

~Wife is missing~(Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!

Sheriff: Height? 

Husband: I'm not sure.  A little over five-feet tall.

Sheriff: Weight?

Husband:  Don't know.  Not slim, not really fat.

Sheriff: Color of eyes ?

Husband: Sort of brown I think.  Never really noticed.

Sheriff: Color of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times a year.  Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.

Sheriff:  What was she wearing?

Husband:  Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts.  I don't know exactly.

Sheriff: What kind of car did she go in ?

Husband:  She went in my truck.

Sheriff:    What kind of truck was it ?

Husband : A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi

V8 engine ordered with the  Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air  conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the  bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD  with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra Error! Hyperlink reference not valid. 40-channel CB  radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets.  I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. 

He started choking up.

Sheriff:  Take it easy sir, we'll find your truck!!!

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Maxine

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Herman