Chuckle 5403

Chuckle 5403

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy in Sun City AZ)

~Obviously pressed the wrong 1!!!~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and  Sign )

Hold my emails until further notice, as I am in hospital.  I was badly attacked by a woman in an elevator. A witness got her photo.

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 I was in the elevator when she got in. I was casually staring at her boobs when she said,

"Would you please press 1."

So I did ... and I don't remember much afterwards.
 May be out of the hospital in a few days.  

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