Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 5393

Chuckle 5393 Classic

Chuckle 1389 (sent out in July 2007

(Joyce K of Florence AZ gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

~Killed Instantly~

(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Aunt Acid, and 6 Differences.)

Three Kentucky Rednecks were working on an AT&T cell phone tower - Steve, Bruce and Dan. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, 'Someone should go and tell his wife.'

Dan says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Bruce says, 'Where did you get that beer, Dan?'

'Steve's wife gave it to me,' Dan replies.

'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'

Well, not exactly', Dan says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow.' She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'.... Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'

Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff!!!

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