Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 5392

Chuckle 5392

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Phyllis in Pasadena CA)

~Women and other Species~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and 6 Diff’s)

Shopping

A W ife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados"

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Do You Need to READ IT AGAIN CAREFULLY

Water in the carburetor

WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?

WIFE: "In the river"

A Frightening Statistic !

25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.

That's scary. It means 75% are running around untreated.

He must pay!

Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her Mum and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."

Mum said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you. ”

Today’s Short Reading From the Bible...

From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."

Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed

And Finally:

A man went to the doctor, concerned about his wife's hearing. "Go back home and say something to her," the doctor suggested. "Tell me how close you are when she hears you."

The man went home and saw his wife in the kitchen, cutting carrots. From 15 feet away, he said, "Honey, what's for dinner?". . No answer. He walked halfway to her and repeated the same question. No answer. . Concerned, he stood right behind her and asked again, 'What's for dinner?"

She turned around and exclaimed, "For the third time, beef stew!"

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