Chuckle 5399

Chuckle 5399

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy in Sun City AZ.)

~THE UMBRELLA - A TOUCHING STORY ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign )

  On a rainy afternoon, a group of protesters were gathered outside the grocery store handing out pamphlets on the “evils”  of America. I politely declined to take one.  

  There was an elderly woman behind me and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined.  

  The young protester gently put her hand on the old woman's shoulder and in a patronizing voice said, "Don't you care about the children of Iraq?"  

  The old woman looked up at her and said: "Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea , and a son in Vietnam  All three died so a naïve, ignorant, self-centered bimbo like you could have the right to stand here and badmouth our country; and if you touch me again, I'll shove this umbrella up your ass and open it."

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