Chuckle 5398
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy in Sun City AZ.)
~DOG FOR SALE :~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the
day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign )
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A guy
is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front
of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For
Sale '
He rings the bell and the owner appears and
tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and
sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So,
what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in
rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious
characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and
now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?'
'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard.'
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