Thursday, March 11, 2021

Chuckle 5611

Chuckle 5611 Classic (Today’s Chuckle thank go to Jane C of Florence OR Chuckle 3693 sent out in Nov 2014 ~Last of the Church Chuckles~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman) An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, 'They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead! ~~~~~~~~~~~___________________________________________________________________~ A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?' He answered, 'Call for backup.' ~~~~~~~~~~~_____________________________________________________________________~ A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem... A small child replied, 'They couldn't get a baby-sitter.' __________________________________________________________________________ (Today in History Click) http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history ____________________________________________________________________________ (Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day) www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day _____________________________________________________________________________ (For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope) http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/ ________________________________________________________________________
___________________________________________________________________________________ Herman

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