Chuckle 980

Chuckle 980
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Dean O of Florence OR!)
Here is a note sent along with the message; Hi again Jerry: Here is some more ammo for your daily chuckle. I have not shared this with anyone and it came from England so should be fresh fodder.
---Dean---


~ Cold and Chilly ~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examination the same day so they could travel together. After the examination, the doctor then said to the man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"

"In fact, I do," said the man. "After I have sex with my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then, after I have sex with my wife the second time, I am usually cold and chilly."

"This is very interesting," replied the doctor. "Let me do some research and get back to you."

After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?" The lady replied that she had no questions nor concerns.

The doctor than asked: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and cold and chilly after the second time...do you know why?"

"Oh that old buzzard!" she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in July and the second time is usually in December." ***

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• Today in history
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Word of the Day for Monday March 13, 2006

manse \MAN(T)S\, noun:1. A large and imposing residence.2. The residence of a clergyman (especially a Presbyterian clergyman).

A two-story white Greek Revival manse, with a front porch and a terrace in the back.-- Garrison Keillor, Wobegon Boy

That Carol was a certified divorcee was one of many facts about her which failed to fit, along with her still living with her widowed father in this weird gothic Victorian manse.-- Erik Tarloff, The Man Who Wrote the Book
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below)