Chuckle 986

Chuckle 986
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Sandy J of Florence OR!)


~Another Blonde Story~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her. When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"

I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."

She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant! I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"

Then, she said "Oh, honey. There's more."

I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said.....

(You're going to love this!)

She said "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Asda and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack".

(Just about there.)

"Both tests came out positive!” ***

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• Today in history

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Word of the Day for Sunday March 19, 2006

dudgeon \DUH-juhn\, noun:A state or fit of intense indignation; resentment; ill humor -- often used in the phrase "in high dudgeon."

Higgins was so frustrated by such a basic error that he stormed out of the arena for the mid-session interval in high dudgeon.-- Phil Yates, "Stevens begins to feel pressure as Swail stages customary revival," Times (London), April 29, 2000

This woman is forever in a state of spiritual high dudgeon, and a list of her dislikes is as long as the Omaha phone book.-- Jim Harrison, The Road Home

What you see, they reckon, is all there is: a media star of fading allure--and shortening temper, if his dudgeon over a television soap-opera satire about him called "How was I, Doris?" (a reference to his fourth wife) is anything to go by.-- "Gerhard Schröder, embattled chancellor," The Economist, September 18, 1999
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