Chuckle 1006

Chuckle 1006
(Sandy J of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks!)


~Milk Bath~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day)

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, “I found your note to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath." The milkman asked, "Then do you want it pasteurized?" The blonde said, "No, just up to my breasts I can splash it on my eyes." ***
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Sandy also sent this which makes one think:
If you can read this, you have a strange mind too. Can you raed tihs? So far 121 plepoe can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it. ***

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Word of the Day for Saturday April 8, 2006

bonhomie \bah-nuh-MEE\, noun:Good nature; pleasant and easy manner.

That bonhomie which won the hearts of all who knew him.-- Washington Irving, Oliver Goldsmith

And what of the salesman's fabled bonhomie, the Willy Lomanesque emphasis on the importance of being liked?-- "How to Manage Salespeople", Fortune, March 14, 1988

I would carefully study the exploits of positiverole models like Peter Gabriel, Jimmy Carter, and Alec Baldwin, andattempt to emulate their radiant bonhomie.-- Joe Queenan, My Goodness: A Cynic's Short-Lived Search for Sainthood
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