Chuckle 1000

Chuckle 1000
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Pat H of Florence OR and Charlie M of Sarasota FL!)


~Redneck’s Problem~ (From Pat)
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day)

A couple, both bonafide Rednecks had nine children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed".

The doctor asked them why, after 9 children, would they choose to do this?

The husband replied that they had read a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children being born in North America was Mexican and they didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
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~Jack's Telephone Number~ (From Charlie)

Blonde Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"

Operator: "I'm sorry; I don't understand who you are talking about".

Blond Caller: "On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states
that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and
telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?" ***
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(Click Today in History and learn.)

• Today in history

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Word of the Day for Sunday April 2, 2006

defenestrate \dee-FEN-uh-strayt\, transitive verb:To throw out of a window.

Some of his apparent chums . . . would still happily defenestrate him if they caught him near a window.-- Andrew Marr, "No option bar the radical one", Independent, July 5, 1994

I defenestrated a clock to see if time flies!-- Lane Smith, quoted in "Who's News", Time for Kids, September 25, 1998

A woman, driven to fury by the manner in which her lover prefers to lavish his attention on a match on the telly rather than her, starts to throw his possessions out of the window. He's finally moved to stop her when she tries to defenestrate his new Puma boots.-- Jim White, "Budgets substantial enough to buy most of the clubs in the Endsleigh", Independent, April 6, 1996
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