Chuckle 1366

Chuckle 1366
(Bev L of Florence OR gets today chuckle thanks!)


~Chocolate Chips! ~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

I knew there was a reason for chocolate chips!

Can't eat Beef. . Mad cow

Can't eat chicken. Bird flu

Can't eat eggs... Salmonella

Can't eat pork... Fears of trichinosis...

Can't eat fish... Heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat

Can't eat fruits and veggies... Insecticides and herbicides

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!! M M M M M M M M M M M

I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!

Remember - - - "STRESSED" spelled backwards is "DESSERTS"

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Conversations from the book "Disorder in the American Courts"
sent to us by Sandy J of Florence OR.


ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
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