Chuckle 1370

Chuckle 1370
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Rick R of Surrey BC!)


Here's a photo of Rick which I took several years ago in Yuma AZ.
He looks so Saintly that I thought Easter Sunday would be a good time
to send it out. We used to call him "Rock" in those days.




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~Sleep Problems~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

Joe went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears."

"How much do you charge?"

"Eighty dollars per visit", replied the doctor.

"I'll sleep on it," said Joe.

Six months later the doctor met Joe on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist.

"Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10 - the cost of two drinks. I was so happy to have saved all that money I went and bought me a new pickup!"

"Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!" ***

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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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Conversations from the book "Disorder in the American Courts"
sent to us by Sandy J of Florence OR.

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
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