Chuckle 1368

Chuckle 1368
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Joyce K of Florence AZ!)

~Married Too Long? ~
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A husband and wife are in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.

She: "Oh that feels good."

His hand moves to her breast.

She: "Gee, honey that feels wonderful."

His hand moves to her leg.

She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."

But he stops.

She: "Why did you stop?"

He: "I found the remote." ***



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Conversations from the book "Disorder in the American Courts"
sent to us by Sandy J of Florence OR.

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
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