Chuckle 3210

Chuckle 3210
(Keith K of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks.)

 ~The Welfare Check~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine, and Retirement Health Philosophy

A young man walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

 He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing

welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of

the system...getting something for nothing."

 The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.  We

just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur

and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.  You'll have to drive around in

this 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because

of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to

escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.  This is rather awkward to

say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to

satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

 

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

 

The social worker said, "Yeah, well...you started it."

 

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(Maxine)

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Retirement Health Philosophy from Bev L in Mt. Vernon WA

Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:

12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.