Chuckle 3277

Chuckle 3277

(Keith K of Florence OR gets todays chuckle thanks.)

~Repairing Hearts & Growing Older~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Find the 6 differences,  )

  A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.  The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.

 

The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

 

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.  The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine.  I open its heart, take the valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.  So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

 

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic... "Try doing it with the engine running."

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Find the six differences; for puzzle click clip.