Saturday, August 03, 2013

Chuckle 3307


Chuckle 3307
(Nicky H of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks.)

"Woman stops gator attack with a small Beretta pistol."

 


This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself?

~A Beretta Jetfire testimonial~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Find the 6 differences,  )

 Here is her story:

While out walking along the edge of a bayou just below Houma, Louisiana with my soon to be ex-husband discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator suddenly emerging from the murky water and charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire .25 caliber pistol with me I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. It's one of the best pistols in my collection!  Plus ... the amount I saved in lawyer's fees was more than worth the purchase price of the gun.

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 (Maxine)



 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 Find the six differences; for puzzle double click clip.

 































 

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