Chuckle 3804
Chuckle 3804
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)
~The Old
Cowboy and a Bowl of Chili~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today
horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)
A cowboy
walks into a seedy cafe in Saratoga, Wyoming. He sits at the counter and
notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of
chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy, quite hungry, bravely asks the old cowpoke, ‘If you ain’t gonna eat that, mind if I do?’
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, ‘Nah, you go ahead.’
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, ‘Yep, that’s as far as I got, too.’
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy, quite hungry, bravely asks the old cowpoke, ‘If you ain’t gonna eat that, mind if I do?’
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, ‘Nah, you go ahead.’
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, ‘Yep, that’s as far as I got, too.’
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(Today
in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
Maxine
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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6
diff’s
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