Chuckle 3813

Chuckle 3813
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Elva B of Coldwell ID)

~Telling the Difference~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh.  ! Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can,

2 were on the phone."

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Maxine

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