Chuckle 3808

Chuckle 3808
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nicky H of Florence OR)

~The Pharmacist~ ( Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

 A nice, calm, and respectable-looking lady went into the pharmacy, walked up
to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to
buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law. I'll lose my
license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will
happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out not a gun, but a picture
of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and slowly replied, "You didn't tell me
you had a prescription."

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Maxine

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