Chuckle 3806

 

Chuckle 3806
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Preacher~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward."

With that, Jack B got in line and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Jack B, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Jack B replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." The preacher put one finger of one hand in Tyrone's ear, placed his other hand on top of Jack B's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a "blue streak" for Jack B, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.  After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Jack B, how is your hearing now?"

Jack B answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til next week.

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s