Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3805 Classic

Chuckle 3805 Classic
Chuckle 241 (Sent out in Feb 2004)

(Today’s chuckle thanks go to Phyllis in Pasadena CA for this male basher!)

~Girl Humor~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

And they say blondes are dumb...

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman says, "I'll miss you..." ______________________________________________________________________

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today,"

Jack says as he stepped out of the shower,

"Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think

if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

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