Chuckle 3807 Classic

Chuckle 3807 Classic
Chuckle 241 (Sent out in Feb 2004)

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Phyllis S of Pasadena CA)

~More Male Bashers~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

He said - Since I first laid eyes on you,
I have wanted to make love to you really badly.

She said - Well, you succeeded.
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said - That's a good idea ... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor
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AND THE BEST ONE YET...

A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:

* She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
* Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
* Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
* Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
* And her husband is on the back of the milk carton

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Herman