Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3815 Classic

Will be out of town for a few days so no chuckles until Tues. ---Jerry--- Alias Mr. Chuckles

Chuckle 3815 Classic

Chuckle 141 (Sent out in Nov. 2003)

(Phyllis and Chet of Pasadena came through with a winner this time. Thanks to both of you!!)

~The Poker Party~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Six retired Floridians were playing poker in
the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing standing up.

Finkelstein looks around and asks, "So, who's
gonna' tell his wife?"

They draw straws. Goldberg picks the short one.
They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is
my middle name, leave it to me." says Goldberg.

Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment, knocks on the door. The wife answers and asks what he wants.

Goldberg declares, "Your husband just lost
$500, and is afraid to come home."

"Tell him to drop dead!" ...says the wife.

"I'll go tell him." ...says Goldberg.

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