Chuckle 3816

Chuckle 3816
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy V of Florence OR)

~Stella Awards no. 5'! ~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

* FIFTH PLACE *

Terrence Dickson, of Bristol, Pennsylvania , who was leaving a house he  had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson,  the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the  garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the  door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it  shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT days and survive on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental Anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish  Keep scratching.

Double hand scratching after this one..

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 (Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s