Chuckle 4255

Chuckle 4255

Another Floppy Chuckle, (Received in Dec 2000)

~A $1000 on Sunday~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome with curiosity, approached her. "Sister, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated. "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church."

"That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"

 "Oh, $2,000 a week." 

"Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That is a very honorable profession. Where does he practice?"

"Well, he has one cat house in Kansas City and another in Dallas."

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Maxine

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 Herman