Chuckle 5337

Chuckle 5337

Received in Oct 2002

~THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!~
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There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she
decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom.  She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note.  "I have
kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A.M. Signed, The Blonde."  She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.  The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag,behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.  Inside the bag was the following note...
  "Here is your money.  I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another!"  

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