Chuckle 5371

Chuckle 5371

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy S in Sun City AZ)

~Who’s Leaving ?~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and  Sign )

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying,

"I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me".

 Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.

 After a short while, the husband came home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he walked into their bedroom.  And she could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up her note. 

After a few minutes reading her note, he wrote his reply on it then picked up the phone and dialed someone, then said,

"She's finally gone...yeah, I know, it's about time, but I'm leaving now to come over to see you, so put on that sexy French nightie.  Yes, I love you...and can't wait to see you...and we'll do all of the special things you like." 

Then he hung up, grabbed his keys, and left.

 She heard the car drive off and pulled herself out from under the bed.  Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes, she grabbed the note to see what he had written.

She read...

 "I can see your feet. We're outta bread; be back in five minutes."

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