Saturday, May 30, 2020

Chuckle 5366



Chuckle 5366
Sent out in Oct.2003
Chuckle 8
~A Good Nights Sleep ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign)
     A sixty year old woman went to the Doctor for a checkup. She was
required to bring with her all the types of medicine she had at home. As
the Doc was looking through these he came across Birth Control pills. "Mrs. Smith do you realize that these are Birth Control pills"? He said.
"Yes, they help me sleep at night".
 "But Mrs. Smith there is nothing in them that would help you to sleep!"
 "I know that, but when I grind one up each morning and put it in the glass
 of orange juice that my 17 year old granddaughter drinks, believe me, it
helps me sleep at night"!
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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/


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