Chuckle 1100

Chuckle 1100
(Sheila M of Rough and Ready CA gets today's chuckle thanks!)

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~Court Docket~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day)

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET!
12659 ---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY a lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.

The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man
(About 20 years old) what he had to say for himself?

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:

When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Comin’ and I grinned." "Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ‘Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile. "Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself." "BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, ‘Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it." "CASE DISMISSED!!" Now keep that smile on your face and pass it on to someone else!! ***

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Word of the Day for Wednesday July 12, 2006

connubial \kuh-NOO-bee-ul; -NYOO-\, adjective:Of or pertaining to marriage, or the marriage state; conjugal; nuptial.

Wed as teenagers in Chicago, my parents' connubial collaboration had a second result: me and, seven years after my birth, a spectacularly beautiful sequel, my sister, Marcia.-- Larry Gelbart, Laughing Matters

Given Tina's dismissive attitude toward marriage and the tumult ofher relationships with men, it would also be fascinating to know more thanwe do about the emotional texture and tone of her parents' thirty years of connubial life.-- Patricia Albers, Shadows, Fire, Snow

But no such happy marriage could now teach the admiring multitude what connubial felicity really was.-- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
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