Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 5339

Chuckle 5339

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bev L in Mt. Vernon WA)

~Children Are Quick~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and 6 Diff’s)

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TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find   North America   .
MARIA:         Here it is.
TEACHER:   Correct. Now class, who discovered   America ?
CLASS:         Maria.
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TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:                You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this child)
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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!
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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE:         I is..
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:         All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
                   Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his hand....
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TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:       Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your   brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :         No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

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TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:     A teacher
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MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!

LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!