Chuckle 5345

Chuckle 5345

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bev in Mt Vernon WA)

~ A few short ones~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s )

Smoking pot and skipping school had me in trouble constantly.
Now weed's legal and schools closed ... damn kids are livin’ the dream.

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This is stupid.     I just tried to make my own hand sanitizer and it came out as a rum and coke.

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After a few days of not going out, I saw someone I knew walking by on the sidewalk outside.  I immediately ran to the window and started yelling to him.
Now I understand dogs.

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Day 8 of social isolation and it’s looking like Vegas in my house:
We’re losing money by the minute.
Cocktails are acceptable at any hour.
And, nobody knows what time it is.

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And a bonus joke...

Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Edmonton and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear ya can drink dat jet fuel and get Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!" a buzz. Ya vanna try it?"

Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting." Ole asked, "Vat's dat?"

Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"

Ole stopped to think. "No "

"Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Saskatoon.

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