Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Chuckle 3213

Chuckle 3213
(Nicky H of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks.)

~Golf Club Sign~(Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Find the 6 differences,)

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

5.TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

6.IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU

7.DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

8.QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

9.DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

10. WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine)

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Find the six differences

 

 



























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