Chuckle 3214

Chuckle 3214
(Mac M of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks.)

 ~ER Humor~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and

Retirement Health Philosophy)
 
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room
when a young woman with purple hair styled
into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety
of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing,
entered .. . . It was quickly determined that
the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was
scheduled for immediate surgery... When she was

completely disrobed on the operating table,

the staff noticed that her pubic hair had
been dyed green and above it there was a
tattoo that read . . . ' Keep off the grass. '

Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon
wrote a short note on the patient’s dressing,
which said ' Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn. '

Submitted by RN...... no name

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RETIREMENT HEALTH PHILOSOPHY

from Bev L in Mt. Vernon WA

 

16. Its not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.
17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.