Chuckle 3215

Chuckle 3215 Classic
Chuckle 240 (sent out in Feb. 2004)  

 (Today’s chuckle thanks go to Rick and Ann of

Surrey, BC!)

 Drunk Chuckle:(Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and

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A cop saw a car driving erratically and pulled the driver over.  "Sir, I need you to breath in this breathalyzer for me," said the policeman. The guy said, "I can't do that, office. I'm an asthmatic. If I do that, then I'll have a really big asthma attack." The cop said, "Okay, then I need you to come down to the station with me and we'll do some blood work." The guy said, "I can't do that either. I'm a hemophiliac. If I do that, then I will bleed to death." The cop said, "Fine. Then I need a urine sample from you." The guy replied, "I can't do that either. I'm diabetic. If I do that then my sugar will get REALLY  LOW and I may die." The cop then said, "Okay, okay!  Then I need you to step out of the car and walk this white line." The guy said, "Sorry, but I can't do that either." The frustrated cop said, "Why not?" The guy said, "Because I'm drunk."   _____________________________________________________    (Today in History Click) http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history (Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day) www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day (For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope) http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/ _____________________________________________________  (Maxine)

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Find the six differences.