Chuckle 3216

Chuckle 3216
(Mac M of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks.)

~A BLONDE JOKE~ (Second time around) (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Retirement Health Philosophy)

  After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go give it a try? The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the gator. Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration. "Son of a bitch!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!

 

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 (Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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RETIREMENT HEALTH PHILOSOPHY from Bev L in Mt. Vernon WA

18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . . .

I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm hereafter.

19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

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