Chuckle 4720 Floppy
Chuckle 4720 Floppy
Received
in Mar 2001
~Women are So Bright!!~(Plus: Today in history, Word for the
day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)
Women
are So Bright!
We
got off the Titanic first.
We
can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
Taxis
stop for us.
We
don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
No
fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo. We don't have to
pass gas to amuse ourselves.
If
we forget to shave, no one has to know
We
can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
We
never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still
there.
We
have the ability to dress ourselves.
We
can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked
we
marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
There
are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
We'll
never regret piercing our ears.
We
can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
We
can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they
aren't listening anyway.
Send
this to five bright women you know and make their day!!! and you can even
send them to your not so bright men friends, so they will know how to recognize
a bright woman.
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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/
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Maxine
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Herman