Sunday, April 04, 2021

Chuckle 5624

Chuckle 5624 Classic Chuckle 2402 June 2010 (Rick R of Surrey BC gets today's chuckle thanks.) ~SEX AFTER DEATH~ (2nd time around) (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine, A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. “Marion ... Marion” "Is that you, Bob?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "That's wonderful! What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again" "Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?" "No...........I'm a rabbit in Arizona (Click Today in History and learn.) Today in History from Yahoo ______________________________________________________ (Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day) (Word for the Day) ________________________________________________________ (For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope) Today's Horoscope ) ________________________________________________________ (Classifieds from Lora S of Florence OR ) GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents/lb. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. ________________________________________________ (Bev’s New Maxines)
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