Chuckle 4746 A
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Chuckle 4746
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)
~Why we love children. ~
It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's
sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was
wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned
over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter
Dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on
microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron."
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr.
Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say,
"I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and
said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" She replied, "I
thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
The minister started his Children's Sermon with a question, "Who
knows what a Resurrection is?" Without missing a beat a young boy says,
"If you have one lasting more than 4 hours call your physician." The
pastor is still laughing.
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little
to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to
warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer
and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher
paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer
said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said:
'Holy shit! A talking chicken!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the
next 10 minutes.
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