Chuckle 4848

Chuckle4848

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~ Party Invitation~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

 Sam had been in the computer business for 25 years and was finally sick of the stress. He quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Minnesota as far from humanity as possible. Sam saw the postman once a week and got groceries once a month. Otherwise, it was total peace and quiet.

 After six months or so of almost total isolation, he was just finishing dinner when someone knocked on his door. He opened it and there was a big, bearded man standing there.

 Names Leon  Your neighbor from four miles away  Having a party Saturday thought you d like to come.

Great, says Sam. After six months out here  I'm ready to meet some local folks.

Thank you.  As Leon was leaving he stopped, Gotta warn you there gonna be some drinkin

 Not a problem after 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of  them. 

Again, as he started to leave Leon stopped.  More n  likely gonna be some fightin'  too.

Sam says, Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again. Once again Leon turned from the door, some wild sex at the party too.

Now that s not a problem,  says Sam, I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there by the way, what should I wear?

 Leon stopped in the door again and said,  Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us

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Maxine

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 Herman

Chuckle 4847

Chuckle 4847

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bev L of Mt. Vernon WA)

Bev sent me a lot of photos hardly worth a chuckle but maybe worth

a smile.   ---Jerry---

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6 Diff’s)

I wish I could train my cat to do this.   ---Jerry---

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 Maxine

 

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 6 Diff's

 

Chuckle 4846

Chuckle 4846

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Phyllis Sin Pasadena CA)

~Coolest Headstone~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

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 Maxine

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 Herman

Chuckle 4845 Classic

Chuckle 4845 Classic

Chuckle 226 (Sent out in Jan 2004)

(Rick and Ann of Surrey BC get today’s chuckle thanks!)

~Texas Quarters~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

   The U.S.  Treasury announced today that it is recalling all of the Texas quarters that are part of its program featuring quarters from each state.

  "We are recalling all the new Texas quarters that were recently issued," Treasury Undersecretary Jack Shackleford said

Monday.  "This action is being taken after numerous reports that new quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths, vending machines, pay phones, or other coin-operated devices." The quarters were issued in the order in which the various states joined the U.S. and have been a tremendous success among coin collectors worldwide.

  "The problem lies in the unique design of the Texas quarter, which was created by a Texas A&M graduate," Shackleford said. "Apparently, the duct tape holding the two dimes and the nickel together keeps jamming the coin-operated devices."

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 Maxine

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 Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s