Chuckle 1211
Chuckle 1211
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Sandy J of Florence OR!)
~A Blonde's Year in Review~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in the printer!!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... Power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it????
October - Hate M & M's....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!! ***
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(Click Today in History and learn.)
• Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)
Answers: Sock, leaf, camera, snake, hat and beak.