Chuckle 2229
Chuckle 2229
(Bev L of Mt. Vernon WA gets today's chuckle thanks.)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine,
and 6 differences.)
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins? '
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old ... I'm telling everybody.'
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(Maxine from Phyllis in Pasadena )
This is the last Maxine from Phyllis S. If
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---Jerry---
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(Find the Six Differences, Answers below)