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Chuckle 3252
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We need to send "Bert from maintenance" to Wash
DC.
You don't have to be an engineer to appreciate this
story. But if you ARE, you might appreciate it even more!
A toothpaste factory had a problem. They sometimes shipped
empty toothpaste boxes without the tube inside. This challenged their perceived
quality with the buyers and distributors. Understanding how important the
relationship with them was, the CEO of the company assembled his top people.
They decided to hire an external engineering company to solve their empty boxes
problem. The project followed the usual process: budget and project sponsor
allocated, RFP, and third-parties selected. Six months (and $8 million) later
they had a fantastic solution - on time, on budget, and high quality. Everyone
in the project was pleased.
They solved the problem by using a high-tech precision scale
that would sound a bell and flash lights whenever a toothpaste box weighed less
than it should. The line would stop, someone would walk over, remove the
defective box, and then press another button to re-start the line. As a result
of the new package monitoring process, no empty boxes were being shipped out of
the factory.
With no more customer complaints, the CEO felt the $8 million
was well spent. He then reviewed the line statistics report and discovered the
number of empty boxes picked up by the scale in the first week was consistent
with projections, however, the next three weeks were zero! The estimated rate
should have been at least a dozen boxes a day. He had the engineers check the
equipment; they verified the report as accurate. Puzzled, the CEO traveled down
to the factory, viewed the part of the line where the precision scale was
installed, and observed JUST AHEAD of the new $8 million dollar solution sat a
$20 desk fan blowing the empty boxes off the belt and into a bin. He asked the
line supervisor what that was about.
"Oh, that," the supervisor replied, "Bert,
the kid from maintenance, put it there because he was tired of walking over
every time the bell rang."
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From Phyllis in Pasadena CA
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Know how to prevent sagging?
Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Know how to prevent sagging?
Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.