Chuckle 3400
Chuckle 3400
Lora and I will be on vacation until
Dec 8th
Check out the archives! --Jerry--- Alias Mr. Chuckles
(Today’s Chuckle thank go to Keith K of Florence OR.)
~Shopping at Wal-Mart~ (Plus: today in history, word for the
day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)
Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around
Wal-Mart when they collide. The old guy says to the young
guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I
wasn't paying attention to where I was going.
The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm
looking for my wife, too...I can't find her and I'm getting a little
desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find
her... what does she look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall,
with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra, long legs, and is wearing
short shorts. What does your wife look like?'
To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's
look for yours."
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