Chuckle 4301 Classic
Chuckle 4301 classic
Chuckle 505 (Sent out in Nov 2004)
(Dean O of Florence or gets today's chuckle thanks!)
~Bake a Cake ~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day,
Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife
interrupts, honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering
for weeks now.
He look at her and says angrily, fix the lights now? Does it
look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don't think so.
Fine.
Then the wife asks, well then, could you fix the fridge
door? It won't close right to which he replied, fix the fridge door? Does it
look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so
Fine, she says then you could at least fix the steps to the
front door? They are about to break. I'm not a damn carpenter and i don't want
to fix steps. He says, does it look like i have ace hardware written on my
forehead? I don't think so.
I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!!! So he
goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of
hours..................................
He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and
decides to go home.
As he walks into the house he notices that the steps are
already fixed.
As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working.
As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is
fixed.
Honey, he asks, how'd all this get fixed?
She said, well, when you left i sat outside and cried. Just
then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and i told him.
He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was
either go to bed with him or bake a cake.
He said, so what kind of cake did you bake?
She replied, hellooooo... Do you see Betty Crocker written
on my forehead? I don't think so!
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(Today
in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/
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Maxine
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Herman
posted by Mr Chuckles @ 8:11 AM
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